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(318): View more from Louisiana

That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.

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(831): View more from California

she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?

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(260): View more from Indiana

A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him

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(803): View more from South Carolina

It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"

(1-204): View more from Manitoba

you are both the best and worst wingman ever.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me

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(253): View more from Washington

Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....

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