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(903): View more from Texas

I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes

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(907): View more from Alaska

I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Me too!

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.

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That's funny. Are they weird looking???

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OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.

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(512): View more from Texas

The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?

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(954): View more from Florida

Your an asshole

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Actually, it's "you're an asshole"

(954): View more from Florida

My point exactly

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