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(203): View more from Connecticut

The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.

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(905): View more from Ontario

He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer

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(330): View more from Ohio

The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind

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Well it worked

(330): View more from Ohio

Not the point

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.

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(818): View more from California

His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list

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(618): View more from Illinois

Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.

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