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I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.

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There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!

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(214): View more from Texas

Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.

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(631): View more from New York

You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu

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