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(843): View more from South Carolina

I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that

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(907): View more from Alaska

I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘

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(847): View more from Illinois

I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.

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How was it?

(847): View more from Illinois

Fantastic, but that's not the point.

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