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(919): View more from North Carolina

I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.

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(207): View more from Maine

Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.

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(516): View more from New York

You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?

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(807): View more from Ontario

I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...

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(303): View more from Colorado

I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.

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(719): View more from Colorado

I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"

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(817): View more from Texas

you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for

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