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(505): View more from New Mexico

Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport

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(705): View more from Ontario

and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

she sounds like chewbacca in bed

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(609): View more from New Jersey

if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless

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(813): View more from Florida

Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.

(1-813): View more from Florida

I ordered a moonbounce.

(813): View more from Florida

Fuck, you win.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.

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