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(765): View more from Indiana

If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely

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(954): View more from Florida

I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.

(941): View more from Florida

Oh at the liquor store again?

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(646): View more from New York

Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?

(212): View more from New York

hahah yep

(646): View more from New York

Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?

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(253): View more from Washington

Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.

(206): View more from Washington

WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???

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