Last Night in Georgia (912)

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  I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!

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  You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?

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  He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.

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  Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.

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  Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.

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  I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero

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  I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.

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  I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.

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  He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.

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  I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.

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  So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money

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  No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.

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  I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.

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  Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.

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  Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.

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