Last Night in California (858)

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  I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...

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  I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.

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  answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????

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  You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.

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  Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me

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  TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people

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  god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night

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  He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.

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  death bed.

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  death patio

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  stfu you slept on the patio!?!

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  Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?

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  Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria

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  It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.

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  She's still here. My penis can feel it.

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  Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago

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  FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector

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  I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.

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  My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.

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