Last Night in Florida (813)

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  My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery

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  Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old

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  Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.

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  And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.

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  When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.

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  Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.

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  I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes

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  It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex

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  I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.

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  You love porn!

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  Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.

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  Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.

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  It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?

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  He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?

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  And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.

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  Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.

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  Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.

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  I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.

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  Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?

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  It didn't follow directions.

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