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  I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks

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  Like what do you want from me

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  oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.

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  Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me

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  I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.

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  He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style

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  Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote

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  What should I do?

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  Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.

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  But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.

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  NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT

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  NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS

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  NOTHING

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  I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better

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  Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.

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  Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.

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  This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life

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  Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares

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  you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer

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  Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.

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