Last Night in California (209)

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  Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.

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  i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious

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  His new job just became new places to have sex at.

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  Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING

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  you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet

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  She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.

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  Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)

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  One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket

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  we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin

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  apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside

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  The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult

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  Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!

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  I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore

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  I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.

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