Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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