He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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