WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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