why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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