I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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