His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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