I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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