i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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