Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
