i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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