I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
