Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
His nipple licking is glorious
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