Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
As shirtless as possible
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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