i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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