Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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