I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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