Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Randomize
