Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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