he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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