he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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