spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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