also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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