hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
