awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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