Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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