God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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