YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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