omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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