Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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