i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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