I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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