Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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