I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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