he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
