it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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