so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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