Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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